Worst of 2016: Masou Gakuen HxH
By Dustin Cabeal
There are alien invaders from another dimension taking over the earth. They’ve chased humanity to the ocean on floating cities, and the only way to beat them is to use a suit that kills the user. There’s only one way to save them… rub their boobs, rub their vagina… and lick everything until an orgasm happens. Which is the only way to save a marriage as well in case you were wondering, but this is anime.
The show is dumb as fuck. It’s a harem sci-fi story with heavy hentai moments. How it’s not just considered porn is beyond me. While it was fun to watch how bad it could be, it was still a bad show. On the second episode, they showed scenes from the first episode on a TV to all of the students of the bullshit save the world academy. I don’t know why they had to show it or even announce it, but that’s one of the many gaps in logic that the story took in favor of finding an excuse for this guy to rub boobs, vag and to lick everything. But hey, it’s for a noble cause, he’s trying to save the planet after all. Basically, this male dominated fantasy was just too heavy handed with its fantasy and boobs to be good. It is a fun train wreck to watch for a little bit, but even that gets old quickly. I recommend watching the first three episodes with your family over the holidays.