We meet Thomas Jefferson, and he’s kind of a dick.
Read MoreReview: Sleep Hollow 2.16 - What Lies Beneath
We meet Thomas Jefferson, and he’s kind of a dick.
Read MoreReview: The Walking Dead 5.09 - What Happened and What's Going On
This Review CONTAINS SPOILERS (so watch it first or don't complain).
Read MoreReview: The Walking Dead 5.09 - What Happened and What's Going On
This Review CONTAINS SPOILERS (so watch it first or don't complain).
Read MoreReview: Arrow 3.12 - Uprising
Oliver is still AWOL, though he’s making his way back, and Team Arrow is doing pretty well in his absence, considering. Malcolm Merlyn wants to team up. He’s pretty adamant about it. Roy’s reluctantly for it, but Felicity’s like, hell no.
Read MoreReview: Arrow 3.12 - Uprising
Oliver is still AWOL, though he’s making his way back, and Team Arrow is doing pretty well in his absence, considering. Malcolm Merlyn wants to team up. He’s pretty adamant about it. Roy’s reluctantly for it, but Felicity’s like, hell no.
Read MoreReview: The Flash 1.12 – Crazy For You
This episodes sees singing, the return or Pied Piper, the introduction of Peek-A-Boo and the casual support of sexual abuse as long as in the context of super heroics. Let’s tackle that last one first. I understand it’s a joke in superhero show but it struck me as interesting.
Read MoreReview: The Flash 1.12 – Crazy For You
This episodes sees singing, the return or Pied Piper, the introduction of Peek-A-Boo and the casual support of sexual abuse as long as in the context of super heroics. Let’s tackle that last one first. I understand it’s a joke in superhero show but it struck me as interesting.
Read MoreReview: Agent Carter 1.5 – The Iron Ceiling
This week we go to Russia! But first we flashback. To Russia! The mysterious Dottie has a past. That past seems to include being handcuffed to a bed as a child and forced to recite Disney movies. Yes, it sounds like a weekend at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch but it is in fact less sinister than that. We are introduced to Leviathan and what seems to be the precursor to the Black Widow program or is perhaps actually the Black Widow program. Little girls fight each other to the death and just to show how cold blooded Dottie is she shares her stolen bread with one of her fellow widow’s and then snaps that same girls neck later on after a fight in the courtyard. It’s intense. Agent Carter manages to insert herself into a major op happening to track the origins of the typewriter telegraph machine we saw back in episode one. She snags the Howling Commando’s and her and Agent Thompson, the biggest douche in the SSR, take redshirts of their own to meet up with them. It’s nice seeing Dum Dum Duggan again as well as the cheaper Howling Commando’s, or at least their non-union look a-likes, again.
The episode zips right along leaving little time for anything on the side. Most of the episode focuses on the infiltration of the Leviathan camp which is mostly empty save for one crying little girl. A crying little girl that manages to stab Duggan, kill one Howling Commando and shoot another in the leg. They do find captives that deny Stark’s involvement which will probably move towards Stark being able to come back and take over. At first I was a little confused as to where the series fit compared to the one-shot but now I’m certain that this is all a prequel. The head of the SSR branch is acting shady so I have a feeling he will be replaced by the guy we know in the one-shot. Howard Stark and Dum Dum are going to show up as the heads of SHIELD and poor Peggy will end up essentially right where she was when we started the series. Until the events of the one-shot shortly after.
The episode does a good job setting up a future conflict between Peggy and Dottie and it delivers some nostalgia in the form of the Howling Commando’s. It gives one of the most poorly written shout out’s ever when Dum Dum awkwardly calls Peggy Miss Union Jack and provides some momentum going forward as one of her co-workers starts to figure out Peggy’s role in all the recent events. All in all I’m looking forward to seeing how all this plays out.
Score: 3/5
Catch the remaining episodes of Agent Carter on ABC
Review: Agent Carter 1.5 – The Iron Ceiling
This week we go to Russia! But first we flashback. To Russia! The mysterious Dottie has a past. That past seems to include being handcuffed to a bed as a child and forced to recite Disney movies. Yes, it sounds like a weekend at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch but it is in fact less sinister than that. We are introduced to Leviathan and what seems to be the precursor to the Black Widow program or is perhaps actually the Black Widow program. Little girls fight each other to the death and just to show how cold blooded Dottie is she shares her stolen bread with one of her fellow widow’s and then snaps that same girls neck later on after a fight in the courtyard. It’s intense. Agent Carter manages to insert herself into a major op happening to track the origins of the typewriter telegraph machine we saw back in episode one. She snags the Howling Commando’s and her and Agent Thompson, the biggest douche in the SSR, take redshirts of their own to meet up with them. It’s nice seeing Dum Dum Duggan again as well as the cheaper Howling Commando’s, or at least their non-union look a-likes, again.
The episode zips right along leaving little time for anything on the side. Most of the episode focuses on the infiltration of the Leviathan camp which is mostly empty save for one crying little girl. A crying little girl that manages to stab Duggan, kill one Howling Commando and shoot another in the leg. They do find captives that deny Stark’s involvement which will probably move towards Stark being able to come back and take over. At first I was a little confused as to where the series fit compared to the one-shot but now I’m certain that this is all a prequel. The head of the SSR branch is acting shady so I have a feeling he will be replaced by the guy we know in the one-shot. Howard Stark and Dum Dum are going to show up as the heads of SHIELD and poor Peggy will end up essentially right where she was when we started the series. Until the events of the one-shot shortly after.
The episode does a good job setting up a future conflict between Peggy and Dottie and it delivers some nostalgia in the form of the Howling Commando’s. It gives one of the most poorly written shout out’s ever when Dum Dum awkwardly calls Peggy Miss Union Jack and provides some momentum going forward as one of her co-workers starts to figure out Peggy’s role in all the recent events. All in all I’m looking forward to seeing how all this plays out.
Score: 3/5
Catch the remaining episodes of Agent Carter on ABC
Review: TMNT 3.10 – Serpent Hunt
My hopes were at an all-time high after the last two episodes. I thought that with the return to the familiar surroundings of New York that things might be okay. I was psyched to see bebop and Rocksteady in the intro (I paused the video so much to get a better look but couldn't).
Read MoreReview: TMNT 3.10 – Serpent Hunt
My hopes were at an all-time high after the last two episodes. I thought that with the return to the familiar surroundings of New York that things might be okay. I was psyched to see bebop and Rocksteady in the intro (I paused the video so much to get a better look but couldn't).
Read MoreReview: Gotham 1.14 – The Fearsome Dr. Crane
I've been watching Gotham since it started (if it's got something to do with comics I'll watch it). That being said it is usually the last thing in my list to get watched. I don't hate it (I know a lot of people do). Branding it on Gotham city and then taking time to show Bruce Wayne, and the rest of his villains pre-vigilante, weakens the show.
Read MoreReview: Gotham 1.14 – The Fearsome Dr. Crane
I've been watching Gotham since it started (if it's got something to do with comics I'll watch it). That being said it is usually the last thing in my list to get watched. I don't hate it (I know a lot of people do). Branding it on Gotham city and then taking time to show Bruce Wayne, and the rest of his villains pre-vigilante, weakens the show.
Read MoreReview: Arrow 3.11 - Midnight City
Oliver is still “dead” and Team Arrow is still scrambling. They’re finally starting to get it together, and they might even be able to do the vigilante thing without Oliver. Though it seems they might not have to for long-- Oliver’s on the mend in record time, and he’ll be back in Starling soon enough. Laurel is trying her damndest to be the Canary, and while she has nowhere near the training Sara did, she’s stubborn as hell, and that’s certainly to her advantage. I’m so excited to finally see Laurel out fighting as a part of Team Arrow. There’s still the issue of Detective Lance-- he has no idea that Sara is dead, and Laurel is frantically trying to keep that a secret. It’s going to come out soon enough and it won’t be pretty. There’s no real reason to keep that sort of secret; it’ll only ever backfire.
Malcolm Merlyn tries to get himself and Thea out of Starling, and far, far away from Ra’s al Ghul’s reach. Thea stands her ground (though to be fair, she doesn’t fully understand the seriousness of their situation. This is why we don’t keep secrets!) and Malcolm acquiesces. It’s too late, anyway-- Ra’s has already planted a member of the League close to Thea, so we can expect that to go down pretty soon.
Meanwhile, Ollie is in some cabin to heal, brood, and drink some penicillin tea. It’s tense as hell in that cabin; on the one hand, he’s reunited with Maseo and Tatsu. On the other hand, it seems they had a falling out some time ago, and Maseo is now a League member. He risks everything to go behind the League’s back and keep Oliver alive, but he can’t be persuaded to return to Starling with Oliver.
Lastly, there’s Danny Brickwell aka Brick, the villain of the moment. He’s trying to take over the Glades, and he’s doing a pretty great job so far. The only thing left in his way is Team Arrow; they’re a bit weakened by Oliver’s absence-- and people are starting to notice-- but Oliver’s managed to put together a team of the most stubborn people alive, and they won’t bow out easily.
This was a standard but solid episode. I am so in love with Laurel as Canary. I’m disappointed we’ll never get Sara and Laurel as a crime-fighting sister duo, of course. But Laurel’s got a serious fire in her, and she’s finally directing it toward something positive. She’s got a lot of promise as Canary so far, and now that Team Arrow has accepted her masked persona, she’ll get the training she needs.
I loved Roy in this episode as well; his character development has been really fun to watch, and it was really showcased in the way that he interacted with everyone while Oliver’s missing. He’s previously had great moments with the other characters that didn’t require Oliver’s presence, obviously, but it’s different when Ollie’s missing-presumed-dead. Roy and John share a drink and a moment, which was nice as I can’t remember them ever having a moment. Roy fits in with the others so well and so organically, and I’m really enjoying watching his character grow.
Vinnie Jones as Brick is fantastic, largely because I adore Vinnie Jones. He always plays the villain so well, and I wish his arc were longer.
That said! I should make it a point to mention Oliver’s miraculous healing once per review from here on out. We’re expected to just go with it, I guess. He got stabbed through a lung but that didn’t kill him, then he fell from a great height and that didn’t kill him. Not only that, but as far as we can see, he landed without a bone out of place. Maybe cracked or broken, but no dislocated shoulder, no protruding ribs, no broken neck. I’m just saying-- I’ll have what he’s having. I’ll start training on the Salmon Ladder if that’s the kind of power it gets me.
A high point in this episode: Team Arrow borrowing (stealing) Ray Palmer’s helicopter. That was a beautiful moment and I want more of it.
Score: 3/5
Arrow 3.11, directed by Nick Copus. Watch Arrow on the CW, Wednesdays at 8/7c.
Review: The Flash 1.11 – The Sound and The Fury
This episode we finally get to meet probably the lamest of all Flash villains: The Pied Piper. To their credit they took an elf-y looking dude wielding a flute and managed to pull something badass out of it.
Read MoreReview: Agent Carter 1.4 – The Blitzkrieg Button
So far this has been the most solid hour of television that’s come from Agent Carter. This is the episode I’d show people who may have missed out until now. This is what I’d show people to win them over. It’s a well-balanced hour, the acting is good, there’s equal action and characterization and there’s equal comedy and drama.
Read MoreReview: TMNT 3.09 - Return to New York
Hell yeah, this new incarnation of the Turtles is quickly over-whelming my love for the classic versions. After last week’s episode 'Vision Quest' I was impressed with the new gear the turtles were sporting. Seems like we'll only be seeing these cool battle duds in the new intro.
Read MoreReview: The Flash 1.10 – Revenge of the Rogues
So, I will be taking over Flash duty from the talented Nina Bird and what an episode to take over on. First, my thoughts on the series up until now because it appears Nina was rather unimpressed with the series. Which is fine, this site is built on personal opinion and I can definitely see why someone wouldn’t like this show. I, personally, think Flash is great. I’ve liked it since the pilot and I think it’s better than the show it spun (span?) off from: Arrow.
Read MoreReview: The Flash 1.09 - The Man In The Yellow Suit
The Flash midseason finale was about 60% unrequited love story, and 40% unsolved man-in-the-yellow-suit mystery. It was a terribly unsatisfying episode, and was just generally boring. Skip this one.
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