Review: Seven Warriors #2 (of 3)

The first thing that popped into my head upon finishing this book was, “What happened to the pacing?” This second issue moves really quickly and doesn’t take the time to relish in what should be epic battles. It was still a good issue and the art was beautiful, but I felt like that was primarily what I was showing up for. If you've ever watched an escort movie, in which a group of soldiers need to get someone more important than themselves to safety then you already know the formula for this book. Someone basically dies every time there is danger or a battle which lessens the ranks of the Sarmatian warriors one by one. Somehow the other warring tribes find out that the Prince is escaping and start hunting for him and his escorts. This pits them into a battle just after they leave the underground passage. The Prince ends up wounded pretty badly, but thankfully his sweat-heart Izza shows up to take care of him. They make it onto a ship and the Sarmatian’s mourn their losses while the Izza nurses the Prince as best she can. We flash back to a scene from before with the Prince and Izza getting it on, which basically confirms to me how this story will end (ask me on Twitter if you want to know). They sail for a bit, before a smaller and lighter ship catches up to them. Two of the Sarmatians dive into the water with cross bows and get along-side the other ship. They pop a couple of dudes in the head and then jump aboard and really cause some damage.

7Warriors_02_rev_CVRThe story is just okay. Frankly I’m not being given enough time to get to know these characters at all. The Prince seems to be the most important, but we’re not given enough of his personality to truly care if he makes it or not. The people you would normally root for, the Sarmatians are even less known to us. Their deaths hit the group hard, but I don’t even know their names until they die. It could be that writer Michael Le Galli didn’t want a character driven story, which is fine, but there is too much emphasis on the amount of characters not to take it into consideration. Hopefully it’s not something being lost in translation (I mean that literally too).

This is still some of Francis Manapul’s (The Flash) best work. He seriously needs to track down Christelle Moulart and ask her to color all of his books. Her colors bring his artwork to life and make it look better than his first run on Flash before the reboot. Really this is an art book since the story is just okay, but the art brings you back for more. If you dug the first issue or just want to see how it ends then pick up this ported adaptation from Boom! Studios.

Score: 3/5

Writer: Michael Le Galli Artist: Francis Manapul Publisher: Boom Studios Price: $3.99

Review: 27 - Second Set #4

Now this is an ending! At the end of the last issue a deal was struck between Erebus and Fame for the amplifier in Garland’s chest, but Garland has a counter offer. He'll press the button for Erebus right away so that he'll get the "high" he receives from him pressing it. Erebus doesn't bit on the offer, but he does like the idea of a competition between the two fame junkies. Erebus turns the competition over to Fame and he has the two put on a show against each other. A single song to show case their talent, but the judge of the competition is the real surprise. If you've been following the series then rest assured this book does not disappoint! The ending to the first series was very intense and set the bar pretty high, but Charles Soule manages to raise it even higher with the twists this issue. The stage (no pun intended) is set for a third series and I can't wait to see what happens. What I truly enjoy about this series is that it continues to develop and move and doesn't rest on its laurels. Number play was a huge part in the first series, but with Second Set it's been all about fame and if I had to guess I would say the third will be about music creation and the art-form more than anything else.

27 Second Set #4There’s not much new that I can say about this issue in way of the writing from Charles Soule (Strongman) or the art from Renzo Podesta. Everything continues to be just as good as the issue before and really the entire series has been consistent and spectacular. Upon finishing this book I was left with goose bumps it was that good. Now I’m stuck waiting for the third series which better happen or I’ll be crushed. If you missed this series then really you need to find it and check it out as it is one of the best Shadowline books out there. I wish there was more I could say about it without spoiling everything that makes it special so just check it out already.

Score: 4/5

Writer: Charles Soule Artist: Renzo Podesta Publisher: Image and Shadowline Comics

Episode 9: Stan Lee Didn't Create Wolverine

We've got a surprise for you! We managed to squeeze out one more episode before having to do our big end of the year round-up next week! This week we talk about more about Avenging Spider-Man, '68 and zombies in comics! Mostly a rant about everyone's favorite, The Walking Dead. Dustin also takes us on a journey of two Stan Lee encounters and more talk about DeLoreans! Dig in and enjoy it until next week's end of the year round-up --of the highs and lows of 2011. PhotoOct29123958AM

Review: '68: Jungle Jim (One-Shot)

“Hell Yeah I Ran…Like The Devils of Hell Where on My Tail…and They Were.” Now that’s what I’m talking about! The ’68 train keeps on rolling with yet another one-shot, this one is entitled Jungle Jim. So far the ’68 brand has delivered a quality zombie experience, with Hardship being the stand out so far. But with this latest installment, does the tale of Jungle Jim have what it takes to keep the enriching zombie world of ‘68 streak alive? Let’s find out.

Deep in the Jungle of DA Nang, a small Viet Cong camp has a handful of U.S. troops as P.O.Ws. The troops are trapped in bamboo cages that are floating just off the bank of the river. Lucky for them boys, an air cavalry man with the call sign of “Jungle Jim” is making moves to rescue them. In the middle of the rescue, the shit hits the fan, only one of P.O.W.s makes it out with Jim. Ten kilometers east, the lone P.O.W Brian and Jim enter this massive tree that has been converted into a small base camp.

68_JungleJim_CVR_B_lrgThe place was founded by Jim’s little VC friend and savior Qui, who found Jungle Jim out in the jungle and a tragic VC encounter. The two soldiers begin to chat about who they are and where they’re from. Jim tells Brian that his real name is Sam and how his former sergeant, by the name of James (the original Jungle Jim), took him under his wing and kept him alive in the jungle through the war. In a crazy fire fight against some VC undead, Sam anciently shoots James, leaving him for the undead. Sam fears for his life and flees only later to be found by Qui. Brian questions into Sam’s actions but Sam reassures him that it’s okay because James still talks to him. As the guys plan on what to do next, squads of VC moves in on their position and a second helping of shit hits the fan, putting anarchy in full swing.

’68: Jungle Jim takes the ’68 world back to the jungle but doesn’t go right back into its old ways. It continues to build on the world and show how this undead epidemic has affected different troops. There are real shining moments, like when Sam tells of his first days in the jungle and the passing of the Jungle Jim moniker. The action and gore is a little sparse in comparison to previous ’68 books but the character driven narrative in Jungle Jim does most of the heavy lifting in the entertainment department. But again, with this being a one-shot by the time you get into the character it’s over. It just leaves you left want more, which is always a good thing. While Jungle Jim is a good book on its own, to me the reigning champ of the ‘68 one-shots is still ’68: Hardship. It did the most into expanding the world in a fresh and interesting direction. That aside, if you dig the ’68 U then you’ll most definitely find something to like about, Jungle Jim.

Score: 3/5

Publisher: Image Comics Price: $3.99

Mountain Meet Mole Hill: JMS vs Steve Wacker and Mark Waid?

I originally found this on Bleeding Cool, but they only had JMS and Spider-Man editor Steve Wacker involved. Well you can add Mark Waid to the mix now! Here's what JMS posted on his Facebook page: JMS:

Sales on The Amazing Spider-Man since my departure. Just sayin'.

The overall implication is that sales have declined since his departure.

Current Spider-Man editor Steve Wacker had this to say in response:

An excellent post, JMS. Out of context, out of date and full of out-of-the-blue mean.

Everyone on ASM currently respects your years on the book (and as editor I've said so many times in interviews and in the letter column), but seriously this is about as creepy and low of a move as a former writer can pull on another group of creators (many of whom didn't have the luxury you had of ducking out of controversy).

Due to the team’s hard work, ASM is still one of the best-selling, best performing comics around. And thanks to them, 130+ (on-time!) issues of ASM have come out since you left -- which certainly helps mitigate the softening of the ENTIRE comics market that you're apparently willing to ignore.

Yes, you are one of the bigger names in the comics industry. Congratulations. You've earned the title.

It's a shame though that the title doesn't come with more class...just sayin'...

Much more after the break!Which prompted this response from JMS:

Stephen Wacker: nowhere in my post did I say word one about the current creative team. Nowhere in the post was there the sort of personal attack you engage in here. Nowhere do I characterize anyone or impugn their motives or integrity. I was simply passing along raw numbers, which you do not actually refute, you simply yell at me for posting them and call names and engage in other essentially churlish behavior. In regards to ducking out of controversy, I would like to know what that refers to as I have never stepped away from either controversy or sharing my opinion.

I have always made it very clear that when I came aboard ASM I brought Peter and MJ back together because I liked writing them as a married couple. I made equally clear that the decision to unmarry them and, in the same brushstroke, eliminate virtually every story I'd written during those eight years was an editorial mandate, not my choice. I would've been happy to continue writing them married until the sun went out. Marvel wanted to unmarry them. That's your choice, and your right. At no point did I duck out of anything. If you think I did, back it up: what are you referring to?

I posted numbers. Nothing more or less. If those numbers are correct, and again you do nothing to say otherwise...then your reaction is simply mean-spirited diversion. If those numbers are not correct, provide what you consider to be accurate ones. I am more than happy to have them posted here.

In the course of this, I received a friendly, measured note from Dan Slott, who is a terrific writer, who asked if I had any problems with the current creative team. I'll tell you what I told him: I have no problem with them/him whatsoever. Dan is a terrific writer and is doing great work. I happened to come across this chart, and passed it along. Beginning, middle and end of story.

At NO point did I engage in the kind of attacking, spiteful, mean-spirited characterization you did above. It's unfortunate that one of Marvel's editors comports himself in this fashion, but it happens.

If you choose to continue the conversation, please try to do so in a grown-up fashion, as did Dan Slott. You might find it a refreshing change.

Which prompted this response from Wacker just minutes ago:

Starting my weekend off right!My mistake…Apparently when you wrote “Just saying'...’” you meant “Just sayin’…the books in good shape and I wish the team well.”

JMS, I don’t know you beyond a couple of brusque ‘hello’s, so I don’t have a lot of heat wrapped up in this “fight” as you seem to imagine. Certainly no one’s “yelling” or “calling you names” as you suggest. You posted something passive aggressive at best and it deserves a response. (I agree that I’m bad at passive aggressive, so that’s on me. Clarity is my curse.)

One thing we agree on here is that Dan Slott is a good guy who wants to do well. It was nice he reached out to a guy trying to make the argument the book was tanking. I don’t know that I would have reached out to you privately since A) I hardly know you and B) you posted this publicly.

At the bottom of it all, though, you’ve posted an absolutely incorrect chart that isn’t based on real numbers and leaves out many individual issues to make its “point”. The sales chart you posted is the fictional fantasy fantasy of a blogger who has a massive, medically enhanced hate for the comic and the people at Marvel. In the past has cracked about wanting to “punch Dan Slott in the face” among many other vile-- and sometimes violent-- remarks about everyone on the comic.

(He VIOLENTLY hates you too, for what it’s worth. And you’ve now fanned his flame something fierce.)

However, in the end, that’s just deranged—though impotent-- fan cranking and moaning. More over the top than most, but we’re all used to that and deal with it regularly.

What’s more important is that, as I clearly said in the last post, his numbers are absolutely wrong, out of date and out of context.

You seem to somehow read that as me not refuting the numbers. Let me say it plainly then…I refute the numbers. I even REFUDIATE them. I even REFUDIUDIUDIUDIPUDIATE them. (You are better with words than me, so if there’s something stronger, please use it in the previous sentence.) Hope that clears it up.

Yes, individual sales are on average lower than when you wrote the book. That’s true. You are without a doubt one of the top writers in comics. Once again, I concede that point… so congrats on that. I’ve long said so in the comic and in interviews that we all knew sales were going to go down once a top writer in comics left (especially after such a controversial story like OMD).

So to come in to show off how sales have gone down after you left seems to be needlessly spiking the football after the other team has set up for the next kickoff. You already won the point.

(I will happily write JMS IS ONE OF THE TOP WRITERS IN COMICS on a fan at the next convention if you want. It is just that true!)

BUT…and it’s a big but… we’ve also published over 4 times as many issues of ASM as we would have otherwise in a market that has weakened considerably since you were writing Civil War tie-ins. Amazing Spider-Man is still consistently and safely among the industry’s top sellers.

Since you’ve left, my writers and artists have managed to create the highest selling single issue in 15 years (which was purposefully left off the chart you’re brandishing) and add over 40 collections to the Spider-Man backlist.

That’s important information. And it puts those fake sales numbers you’re crowing about in context.

When the former heavyweight champion writer of a book shows up chiding my book’s sales with a ridiculously unfactual, cartoonish chart it sends a message to everyone that the book is somehow doing worse than when you were on it. You can see some of the responses here for just how well that worked out for you. If you say, you didn’t mean it that way, that’s great.

However, if trying to show up the current people on the book WASN’T your intention, I can’t imagine what it was. Just sayin’…

You are correct that I do take it personally when other creators knock the work my team does on any of my books (except Daredevil…swing away there. Those guys are jerks.). I stand by the notion that posting a comic’s sales after you’ve left is a creepy thing to do.

Just as a mental test, try imagining if I did the obvious thing here and posted…say…current Superman and Wonder Woman sales now that you left the book.

That would be buttheaded of me. And I try not to be buttheaded.

I did love your ASM run, though (except the Gwen thing…ewww). Especially loved Doom at the airport and the way you wrote Pete and MJ as a couple. (I also thought it was cool that we used you in Thor. They didn’t use Slott in the Spidey musical…which I believe was a huge mistake!)

Scarlet Spider #1 on sale January 4!

And then this from Mark Waid (one of the writers on Spider-Man)

Dick move, Joe. Flat out, a dick move, and you know it. Either your point was to show people how awesome you were, or to show people how things have deteriorated since your absence. There's no other way to interpret your post. None. Are you really that hard up for approbation and fan love that you can't rise above that sort of shit? I understand Wacker's frustration. Maybe he overreacted a bit, in the way good friends DO react when they perceive their friends and employees being attacked by a bitter man with a bottomless ego, but you made the first move, and it was a dick move. And if anyone doubted you were doing it for anything other than informational purposes, adding "Just sayin'" was the snarktacular icing on the cake. No one says "Just sayin'" unless they're doing exactly the opposite of "Just sayin'>

Then this:

Half an hour later, still fuming at JMS's shitty passive-aggressiveness. I should probably go walk it off. Maybe with a long walk. A long, dull, pointless, boring walk. Across America.

And then:

That I won't finish.

So WTF huh? The people posting on JMS' Fans of JMS page are taking sides and poking fun at JMS for never putting books out on time. That and the fact that he's abandoned monthly comics altogether. At the end of the day I have to agree with this guy:

Jard Davis Dear Stephen Wacker.Let me tell you what you did.

I read Marvel Comics for most of my life. One of the first comics I ever bought was Amazing Spider-Man #100, off the rack. I'm 43.

I haven't bought a Marvel Comic since the day you guys killed the marriage.

From the looks of the sales, a lot of people agreed with me.

Have a nice day.

This will probably go on for a while now, but I think Mr. Jard Davis said it best. I wrote a letter to Joe Q stating similar feelings towards the marriage reboot, but never got a response.

Do Want: S.H.I.E.L.D. Track Jacket

If there is one thing I'm always a fan of in comics, it's Shield. I like Nick Fury in charge of things and him being the world's number one super spy. I like that shit! I don't like the movie version and I can barely tolerate the Ultimate Version. I just like good old fashion Shield and a bunch of spy stories. I loved Hickman's Secret Warriors for this reason as well. The title may have been different, but that was a Shield book through and through. I enjoy his new incantations of Shield as well, but Nick Fury is Shield to me. At any rate, Think Geek has this jacket and when I saw it I was like, "Oh yeah." Then I was like, "I don't have fifty bucks plus shipping for that, so oh well." You can score yourself one of these if you're also into Shield, but if you're doing it for movie reasons then fuck off.

Artistic! The Joker

I said it once and I'll say it again, The Joker is one of the best characters in history. It's pretty easy to find tons of art of the clown prince out there but here are few that have that "WOW" factor.  Be warned I'm not a big fan of the "serious" interpretation, so don't get all butt-hurt because he didn't make the cut.

Interview: Marc Jackson the Man From Space

You may recall a self-published book we talked about early this week Man From Space, well we decided to do a follow up with creator Marc Jackson. I personally find self-publishing interesting so I couldn't wait to dig into it. marc_jacksonCB) Before we get into where Man From Space came from I wanted to know what you were doing (or still doing) before self-publishing? Industrial Design for some corporate conglomerate?

MJ) Well by day I’m a graphic designer and partner (with my wife Jane) in a company called Creative Hero. So when I’m not sitting in-front of a computer making comics, I’m er... sitting in front of a computer designing logos and what-not. When I’m not doing that, I’m very busy with our amazing 1 year old daughter Nancy and making my famous Spanish meatballs and drinking coffee, the good stuff, none of that instant nonsense.
CB) What inspired Man From Space? Where did the idea spawn from and what became your overall goal for the book?
MJ) 111 % my love of Star Wars and comics and bringing the two together. That both inspired and spawned this comic. I don’t actually script the comic first, for me it’s a visual thing first. I have a rough I idea of what might happen and I drew characters etc, but I literally drew the ship crashing on the first page and then the two main characters standing there and started typing.

Those words then led to the next page and so on. I did actually write and draw the last few pages as well and kind of connected them together. I had lines that I typed that I added in for extra laughs and stuff. The overall goal would be for someone who never met me to buy a copy and love it! I’d feel like Stan Lee.

MAN+FROM+SPACECB) What steps did you take in self-publishing? Did you shop around for print companies? Did you do print on demand?

MJ) I checked out a few speciality online printers who handle comics, but after contacting one of our print companies that we use, they gave me a great deal so I went with them. It was much easier to get what I wanted and they’ve been really helpful.
I gave them a mention in the comic, but thanks to Nick and all the guys at Print-it Northwest! You need a comic, look no further!CB) For the art of the book I’m guessing that it was done on a computer, about how long did it take for you do the first issues art?

MJ) Yep all computer in Adobe Illustrator but the very first drawing was done by hand of the main character (attached) then one day I just illustrated a page of weirdos and it went from there. Originally MAN FROM SPACE was a web comic that ran week by week with a cliff-hanger ending, in the grand tradition of the old Flash Gordon TV shows. Sometime around the summer of this year (the comic began March 2010) I thought about submitting it to a publisher. This made me take a good look at it to see if it actually was suitable. Would someone think it was good enough, or was I kidding myself. After a few comments about the web-comic over the past year, I decided that the one thing people really liked was the oddness.

I didn’t focus enough on that in the web comic, so I went back and totally re-worked the story from scratch, adding more weird stuff and a lot more humour, giving it a slightly more adult/grown-up feel, but still being all-ages-ish in tone. I used the images I’d already created and then worked them into a 3 panel page grid. I found this changed how I wrote the content too as the panels interacted with each other. A couple of great friends checked it out first and gave me honest feedback and then I tweaked and tweaked until I was happy. The next issue will be totally designed for print, so I’ll be mixing it up with the panels a lot more. I also had to run it past my wife, I can’t be blowing our hard-earned money on a whim y’know!

WHEMBLOCB) How long has Man From Space or creating comics been your goal/dream? I’ve listened to a lot of self-published indie creators and some of them jumped all in right away and produced material instantly and others seem to experience it at a much slower rate. A few indie books I’ve followed produced one book a year and yet you have issue #2 nearing completion?

MJ) Well for a long time I’ve wanted to make comics, the web-comic was inspired by an article I read about doing one new thing each day. So I thought I’d draw a page or two of a comic strip and then serialise it online. The comic took longer and actually pushing the button on print was a big deal, mainly down to this time it was actually costing money to do it. I got interest going before it came out and a lot of good folks, yourselves included, have said some great things. Issue 2 is only about 5 pages done, realistically, it won’t be out before February I would think. This comic took from August to November to actually happen and at least 85% was already drawn. Issue 2 will be worth the wait as I introduce an assassin who is a cross between Darth Maul and Nathan Lane in the Birdcage film, basically as camp as humanly possible, but also has a penchant for melting a brain or two. One main character will have his brain next issue, wow it’ll be a shocker!...

CB) What are your feelings about the indie market in the UK? Does it even matter or have a difference from the States due to the internet?

MJ) Well honestly I don’t really know much about the UK indie market, but I have been reading far more indie books in general these days. Back in the 80’s, all I read was Marvel, maybe a little bit of DC, but my main comic love was Groo the Wanderer which I think was my bible back then along with anything Fred Hembeck was drawing at the time! I was also a huge fan of Calvin and Hobbes, which maybe comes across with the ‘Man and his fish’ set up?...

Just recently since embarking on self-publishing, I’ve been enjoying the delights of Image books Reed Gunther and Mud Man, Dark Horse’s BPRD (which is so great) and discovering the weird and wonderful world of Heeby Jeeby Comix!

CB) What’s the biggest misconception you get as an English comic creator and please say that everyone thinks you know Alan Moore or someone equally ridiculous to know.

MJ) Well I was chatting to Alan Moore just last week about this actually, he has a beard, so does my MAN FROM SPACE, they get on well. I met him through Penelope Cruz, she was instrumental in me getting the comic released in Spain as ‘Hombre del Espacio’...
I actually sang the MAN FROM SPACE theme song at her wedding, true story.CB) I knew it!

Man_from_SpaceCB) What’s after Man From Space? Will you continue with the adventures or do you have other projects that you want to do?

MJ) Yep, as best I can I shall aim to complete the 4 issues next year. Everything I wanted or would want to put into a comic, I can do with this one, so this is perfect. When I’m not working and being a family man of course... no, no dear I’m not working on my comic again.CB) Will Weirdo Books ever put out other people’s titles or is that a brand reserved solely for your titles?

MJ) At the moment Weirdo comics is MAN FROM SPACE only, we’ll see. Cool story, Weirdo comics was the title I used for comics I sold my Grandma when I was about 11 years old. She bought them for 50p... er 25 cents?... currency conversion needed!!

CB) Thank god you did it, because I was going to.

CB) What’s your feeling on digital comics when it comes to self-publishing?

MJ) For me putting out a limited print run, digital is a fantastic way of getting more exposure, somehow I managed to get MAN FROM SPACE on Graphicly, which I’m discovering is quite a big deal!

CB) Well congrats on Graphicly, I think in a short time you will find that it's a pretty big deal!

CB) What’s one question you hate being asked?

MJ) Isn’t it time you were going home?...

CB) Last question, do you prefer Batman (1989) or Batman Begins (2005)?

MJ) Hands down, no question, Batman 1960’s.CB) Touche Mr. Jackson.

Be sure to check out Man From Space either in print or digitally by heading here.

Review: Aquaman #1-3

Well what can I say I picked this up because I wanted to try something different in the way of the normal superheroes. The first response I got from having my shop hold it for was "why?" It’s Aquaman and my response why not. I have enjoyed how it played out so for and look towards the finish of this story arc. I know Dustin put his thoughts down already on the first issue. The story so far is Aquaman gets no respect for being a superhero in the opening of the series he tries to break up a crime and the officers ask him “why are you here?” Later Aquaman sits at a dinner and everybody start asking about his “shiny” shirt, trident, how he can talk to fish and other stuff about him. Little does he know something from the trench is coming forth. What arrives is Humanoid Piranhas (best way to describe) they start their attacks on a fishing boat then move to the docks before attacking land.

aqm_cv1These terrors from the deep are looking for food and that’s why they are attacking. When the attack happens on the dock of course everybody runs to Aquaman and his wife Mera for help. And of course they go running but there are more question like “why do you live in the lighthouse not Atlantis?” During the battle the one of the terrors recognize Aquaman and go after him to capture to bring him back to their home the trench. With no success the terrors are defeated and run back home with food (humans, animals and whatever they savage). Now the police thank Aquman for his service and said they will put in a good word in the press for him, but still show little to no respect. As Aquaman leaves the scene he takes the dead terror with him to a marine biologist to find out what they are?

That's where we sit after three issues; I want to find out the rest of the story so I’ll keep reading. I like that everybody doesn't believe Aquaman is a real superhero and there are more questions from people to dispel rumors of truth of him. How Geoff John is writing is going to make Aquaman a legitimate superhero instead of the butt of all jokes. The story does move along quite well and is enjoyable; it’s also why Geoff is one of the better writers out there. One example is The Flash which has dropped off considerably when he stopped writing after Flashpoint. I also believe it’s one of the better stories of Th New 52 out there that.

2138873-aquaman__2011_5th_series__03The art is visually striking and very detailed. One especially is the terrors you can see how sharp the teeth are, how dangerous the claws would be and even down to the scars and wounds they have. To be honest they are scary looking and one of the best creatures recently out there. Aquaman is done well but its hard making that pretty boy look mean and angry. I prefer the look in the end of Justice League #3. Sometimes Mera looks more intense than Aquaman. The coloring on the sunsets are amazing and the darks void where the terrors come from is striking.

To sum up Aquaman so far an enjoyable read and worth a shot. My only worry... what will happen if Johns drops from this one like he did on The Flash. Grab a copy on enjoy or let the hazing begin because well it's Aquman.

Score: 3/5

Writer: Geoff Johns Artist: Ivan Reis Publisher: DC Comics Price: $2.99 Each

Review: Cobra Civil War - G.I. Joe #8

And the winner is… well I can’t say yet. But this wraps up the earlier issues of whom is going to be the new Cobra Commander. I wanted to read this to find out the new Cobra Commander because this new twist on G.I. Joe has the old Cobra Commander stepping down. The Tuna has sunk losing 132 Joes, Dusty and others are almost wiped out trying to save themselves from B.A.T.s and the Joes are facing multiple attacks all over to disrupt the funding and being disbanded. The only thing going for them is Baroness has been captured and being transported to a safe house. Now the Cobras have convened to name their new commander.

GI_JOE_Ongoing_08_cvrAThe story really does build up to a height of a climax but it is interesting how the new commander plots and gets the seat and how ruthless he is. The Joes look desperate on their last hour and not much of the heroes we're used to. And is this really a civil war between Cobras? Sure I haven’t seen much of the series but who knew that the cobra civil war seems like the best way to take out the Joes.

To cap it off I was disappointed it really didn’t seem like there was a height to the story. If you want to know who the know Cobra pick it up it even has a scratch off cover. Maybe the few books to follow might bring the interest of G.I. Joe back to me. What does interest me is what Destro is doing.

Score: 2/5

Do Want: Gotham City Impostors

Well this game "could" be cool ( it looks like Team Fortress meets the Batman U) and if not, at least these animated shorts were rad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGmJH7Vrpi4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hXkNIdDVhA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-sD49x3i2o

The New 52: Kevin's Picks

In conjunction with the latest podcast here’s my end of the year list of the best, the worst and the guilty pleasures of DC’s reboot dubbed The New 52. The Best:

1) Animal Man

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Well slap me in the mouth and call me Sally! If would of told me that my favorite book in the New 52 was going to Animal Man I would have called ya’ crazy. Well crazy it is and it is the most interesting DC comic book I’ve read in a long time!

2) Supergirl

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Poor Kara has gotten the short end of the shit stick more times than anyone can count. Shitting writing, fucked up origin, crap-ass art. Now for the first time in a long time I am completely stoked to read a Supergirl book. Please DC do NOT fuck this up!

3) Deathstroke

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Sometimes you want something badass, balls out, white-knuckle thrill ride. I’ve always loved me some Slade but now I wanna have his baby!

Honorable Mentions – Wonder Woman, Green Lantern Corps, Green Lantern, Action Comics.

The Worst:

1) Green Arrow

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I really, really wanted to like this book but it sucks so damn bad it literally has infinite regressed the art of comics by 50 years. It reads like a child wrote it and everyone involved should be embarrassed.

2) Fury of the Firestorm

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DC really wants the character in the pile to be entertaining but that won’t happen, it’s just a boring read and I hate everything the book tries to do.

3) Batwoman

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We waited how long for this? You sat on this book for so long and guess what? It sucks. Add to the fact DC dicked the adorable and talented Amy Reeder out of her variant covers and this pretentious can’t get cancelled fast enough.

Honorable Mentions – Captain Atom, Batgirl (I don’t give a fuck till they bring Stephanie back), anything Legion related, Blackhawks.

Guilty Pleasures:

1) Birds of Prey

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What the hell is up with these girls? They all talk like a bunch of dudes. I’m not saying that they need to be talking about cooking, fashion and boys but damn these girls are butch. I digress this book has been pretty darn fun to look at and read!

2) Hawk and Dove

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I know—WTF right? This book is a hot mess. Everything in this book from the writing to the art is broken and plenty stupid. But there is something about this little turd that makes me laugh.

3) Blue Beetle

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Forced Spanish dialog and dated Latino stereotypes aside, I really want to see what this book does next. It’s not even that good but I need more. I’m sorry.

Honorable Mentions – Voodoo, Suicide Squad, New Guardian -- That’s what I call a list filled with opinions! Some choices made sense at the time but I’m sure I will keep true to this for at least a few more months.

Review: Voltron #1

Brandon Thomas, Writer/Ariel Padilla, Artist/Marcello Pinto, Colors/Marshall Dillon, Letterer. Variant Cover Art by Alex Ross (what a shock!), Sean Chen, and Wagner Reis. Rated T+, so be prepared for some damns, hells, and hopefully by issue 4, Allura sideboob shots. Dynamite’s Voltron #1 opens on Earth in the year 2124. The title robot squares off against a robeast in Manhattan while the Voltron force oversees the safety of evacuees. That’s not a typo…

Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge and Princess Alllura are not piloting the robot. I know what you’re about to ask: Where the fuck is Sven? He’s not here. Now for your second question: Who is piloting the big V? (And by ‘the big V’ I don’t mean vagina. I mean Voltron.)

voltron01_cover4That’s one of two plot twists brought up in the latest manifestation of the robot lion version of Voltron in comic book form. The other plot twist involves the witch Haggar trying out for the role of Professor McGonagall in Harry Potter and losing to Maggie Smith.

Well, not really. The other plot twist focuses on the year 2012 where a strange man goes before the president and is asked to devise a defense system against alien attacks. I won’t reveal that plot point in case you may want to pick up the book and read it for yourself.

So is it worth reading?

The story does introduce those two mysterious twists. However, the Voltron force just stands around the entire issue. Where’s the fun in having the five space explorers just stand around? Additionally the artwork is mediocre. Fight scenes with Voltron and the robeast get downright confusing.

If you are new to the Voltron universe, you won’t have a clue about what’s happening or the knowledge to say, hmmm, interesting. If you are a seasoned Voltron fan (meaning you hate Vehicle Voltron and know about Gladiator Voltron), there will be little here to get you excited. I will continue to read this book because I’m a diehard V-fan (yeah, both Voltron and Vagina—I’m looking at you, Princess). I hope that this book improves because we deserve great Voltron stories. And I hope this pans out.

Score: 1/5

Writer: Brandon Thomas Artist: Ariel Padilla Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment

Review: Godzilla: Kingdom Of Monsters #9

The artwork of the Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters series looks like a pared down Mike Mignola sketch done in cartoonish styling. It vexes me. Being a longstanding G-Fan, I see some great monsters present such as Anguirus, King Ghidorah, Mechagodzilla, and Godzilla. But they look like rejects from Riverdale High. Sigh.
Mechagodzilla is done up in the Super-Mechagodzilla mode from the Heisei series, yet it revolts and goes nuts on humanity like the Millenium version did. And King Ghidorah is a good guy like in Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidora: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.
G-Fans need to adapt to this modification on the films themes.
Godzilla_KOM_09CvrAWith that being said, I love the story. In issue #9 Steven continues to learn the controls of Mechagodzilla. Along with his sidekick, Allie, the duo takes on the least threatening of all the denizens of Monster Island: Anguirus. It’s more fun than it sounds and Allie isn’t as annoying as most kid sidekicks.
After being waylaid by paralyzing rockets (yeah, it’s shitty but I’m sure Toho won’t let them kill a named monster and testicle ripping rockets would be too-bad ass), Anguirus drops out of the picture.
The president orders the Detroit built Mechagodzilla back for repairs, but Steven has other plans. He wants to take on the Big G for what Thunder Thighs did to Steven’s hometown. Wait? Mechagodzilla was built in Detroit? I hope they got the extended warranty.
And the issue ends there.
Why is this so much fun? Godzilla: KOM gives American G-Fans what they always wanted: Godzilla on American soil. Like in Final Wars, the earth is decimated by monster attacks. That’s cool. And the comic answers the other great desire felt by many fans: How cool would it be to pilot Mechagodzilla? Uber-cool.
Also, as a reader of the 70's Marvel version, I’m glad that the big name monsters are here. In the Marvel version, only the rights for Godzilla were acquired. So he had to fight Shield and silly, nameless monsters. None of that here.
Artwork aside, the story moves. There’s a monster fight. There’s a threat felt throughout the book. And there’s a great cliffhanger leaving you burning to read the next ish. That’s worth my four Washingtons.
Score: 4/5
Writer: Jason Ciaramella Artist: Victor Santos Publisher: IDW Publishing Price: $3.99

Review: Transformer #31

Transformer #31 by IDW to describe it the war is over. I’ve been leery of Transformers since the Armada series that was released by Dreamwave. Initially as I started reading I wasn’t too sure it’s mainly a flashback story. It starts out the war is over The Great War, Chaos, everything is peaceful and society has been rebuilt anew. The young ones are asking stories of old from elders and one of those elders happens to be Ironhide, one of my favorite characters. Later is a celebration of remembrance of the hero of past Optimus Prime and others. Ironhide is asked to speak, but if you know him he is not much for speeches since he's more of a fighter. He still believes the Decepticons are still out there and are not truly gone.

TRANSFORMERS_Ongoing_31_cvrBThe best part of this book is the art. The cut scenes to the battles are amazing I would love to have them on the wall of my man room. The colors are vibrant and capture the Transformers G1 series (not the movie) in full action. It reminded me why I love Transformers and why I picked up the reboot from Dreamwave series 1 and 2.

This is a pick up for the cut scene art but nothing else more. The story is nothing much too it and a filler to what is happening next year. After this is the special one shot The Death of Optimus Prime commemorating 125 issues involving Optimus.

Score: 2/5

Review: Betrayal of the Planet of The Apes #2

Betrayal of the Planet of The Apes #2 from BOOM studios came out this week. As I said in the review of #1 I was looking forward to see how the story progresses. It moves along very well and adds to the story. It didn’t disappoint from the good start the first issue had. Flashback 15 years General Aleron is heading to the caves after Lt. Varus who has killed the humans and disobeyed orders. Aleron tells the rest of the soldiers to head back because he will deal With Lt. Varus alone. Back to present day Aleron is being arrested for the murder of Varus because of what was discovered in the caves. Aleron tries to escape which is full of action, running and stealing horses but gets caught in the end. He is put to trial and found guilty of break the first rule “ape does not kill ape” and is sent to the reef. Dr. Zaius is starting to question why 15 years later this all comes to light and is off to his own exploration of the site where Varus’ skull was found with the bullet hole. The soldiers are trying to find the human Cato was training to talk because he has witnessed what happened to Dr. Cato. The human has found an ally to tell the story too.

Betrayal-of-the-Planet-of-the-Apes_2-665x1024The story moves right along without skipping a beat no long pause or getting lost. I enjoyed how it progresses and how all the characters develop and the twist in the plot that are starting to show. It’s very well written and can stand alone. It does leave a cliffhanger to progress the story into the next book and what do certain apes want with Aleron.

The action in the art is captured very well and flow progressively well with the story. I t capture the nostalgia of the Planet of the Apes movie in the 70’s. There still is a lot of attention to detail which is awesome. The coloring and shading add depth to the landscape and scenes of action.

Overall the book adds to the existing and progresses the story very well. I still recommend it to those who want a mini-series to read. I you can find #1 pick it up set up this book perfectly and #2 feed off #1 perfectly. I can’t wait to see how it ends and so far doesn’t disappoint.

Score: 5/5

Review: The Strange Talent of Luther Strode #3

Do yourself a favor-- after you finish reading this review, trot off down to your local comic book store and tell the fair man or woman behind the counter that you would like to own a copy of The Strange Talent of Luther Strode #3. Why? Because some good-looking guy on the internet said that, “In the future, this book will be looked at as one of the can't miss comic gems. Thus easily a must read for any comic book fan.” Oh and then tell’em you need issue one and two while you're there or three won’t make much sense. As Luther settles in with his new-found greatness, he takes a few design tips from his friend, good ol’ Pete and with a touch of inspiration he becomes a true hero in every sense of the word. Before jumping into his super civic duty by protecting the city and its people, he has a heart to heart with his mother regarding Luther’s recently released father. After a little reassurance of their safety that calms his mother, Luther makes his way to the city’s rooftops.

strangeluther03_coverAfter hours of zero excitement, Luther helps a woman in distress which ends in mediocre results for his first night out thus leaving Luther to call it a night. So to salvage the night, Luther stops by Petra’s place and before their conversation can get started, it’s abruptly ended by her parents.

Meanwhile, the pair of thugs that Luther handled in the convenience store robbery sit and wait hand cuffed in the back of a police paddy wagon. But before the wagon can make it to the station, someone turns it into a murder scene. The next day back at school, Pete shares some new-found info on the murdered thugs with Luther. They finish their talk just before Petra joins the table and is greeted by some unwelcome comments on her "new look." She storms off leaving the boys scratching their heads. Fed up with the people in his life becoming victims of fear, Luther takes things into his own hands and takes things into his own hands.

The Strange Talent of Luther Strode is a book that is adored here at Comic Bastards and issue three keeps that spirit alive. It’s not as “action” orientated as the previous issues but that’s the best part. As the reader you get a chance to enjoy a little character development and which is great and that gives the writing its chance to really dig in. Luther, Pete and Petra slowly stop become stereotypes and make the right steps into growing into likable characters that you enjoy reading. That art work and coloring keep their traditional high-standers which as always makes this book a thrill to look at. As a whole, there is something pretty special here with Luther Strode. In an old school comic book kind of way it handles the subject of being a victimized; be it bullying or domestic the book handles it in way that keeps a relatable anchor even though it's just a comic book. When you’re being pushed around in any facet of their life, who doesn't think of want to punch a head or two off?

Score: 4/5

Writer: Justin Jordan Artist: Tradd Moore Publisher: Image Comics

Review: Valen The Outcast #1

Everything aside, Valen The Outcast was actually a pretty decent book. It didn’t wow me as much as I would have liked and it felt a bit rushed, but overall I like it. I liked the world that it created and the idea that the undead are kind of common place within the world. It’s refreshing to not see a Middle-Ages tale that is just giving its take on King Arthur or Lord of the Rings. In fact I would basically describe this book as “What if someone took King Conan’s soul?” That’s kind of what’s going on here, but it works. All the pieces play well together and have piqued my interest in the next issue and the series in general. The story opens with the battle that costs the king his soul at the hands of the Necromancer King. He’s marked on the chest which basically puts him in a zombie state controlled by the Necro King. But Valen is a bad ass and bad asses don’t take kindly to mind control and he fights back managing to escape. He goes to a friend’s place and her tattoo a seal on his back to block the King’s control so that he can steal his soul back. Afterwards he solicits the help of a drunken cheater to sneak into the Necro King’s kingdom to get the soul.

Outcast_01_rev_CVR_DThere is one very messed up part to the story so SPOILER, I’m about to ruin it for you. Valen faces his brother and the men he personally knighted and is forced to kill them all… it’s jacked up and you feel sorry for the guy, but at the same time wonder why it was so necessary. I suppose the men weren’t going to quit until one of them was dead, but it actually bummed me out. Honestly it made me feel less sympathetic towards his character since he just killed his brother to gain his own soul back. Although this is probably the strongest story writer Michael Alan Nelson has written, it was not without flaws. As I said it felt rushed, but also the story starts in the middle of a conflict without much narrative to catch the reader up. I’m not against starting in the middle of the story, but I had to read it twice to get that I was following Valen in the beginning and then latter at the tattoo. Two narrative captions simply saying “Then” and “Now” would have sufficed.

The art was great and artist Matteo Scalera really brings the battles to life. I found the battling to be quite engaging and very enjoyable to look at. In particular the scenes in which someone is being cut down with a sword are very stylized and their dark nature actually intensifies the gore of the scene. Scalera does a good job of picking panel layout in a way that keeps the story moving fluidly; you’re eye never drifts ahead due to this.

For a dollar you can’t go wrong with this issue, but I really think that the ground work to something cool has been planted in this first issue and that the second will be worth the full cover price. All the name drama aside this is a great book for Boom! to end the year on. It’s an original IP, it’s only a dollar and it uses its stable of talent to keep everything in company. Plus if you’re a cover whore you’ve got plenty to pick from, so grab yourself a copy already.

Score: 3/5

Writer: Michael Alan Nelson Artist: Matteo Scalera Publisher: Boom Studios Price: $3.99