Neil Gaiman Presents: Wayward Manor

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Wayward Manor is a puzzle/adventure game hybrid that invites players to solve the mysteries of the mansion any way they choose. You play as a disgruntled ghost, trying to reclaim your house from its newfound owners. This dysfunctional family of misfits and eccentrics have stifled your power and brought their own abysmal possessions into your humble abode. Each level is a playground for scares where players absorb fear to take back control of the room. If you want free reign over your mansion once again, you must uncover their deepest anxieties and drive them mad with fear using your wits and their hideous belongings.

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Supercut of Every Simpson Movie Reference Made In Seasons 1 Through 5

It's not that the Simpsons is bad or no longer any good, though that is a popular statement. It's just that, they've kind of done it all. That charm and magic of the early seasons are what make any great show great and overtime it's just that the magic is lost on the audience. Seeing this supercut, might bring back some of the magic for you. It's about twenty minutes, but it goes by really quickly and its hecka good.

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Justice Leage: The Flashpoint Paradox - Justin Chambers and Kevin McKidd Discuss Their Roles

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox is coming soon and much like with Superman: Unbound we have some featurette's with the voice's behind the characters. Here's Justin Chambers the voice of Barry Allen aka The Flash and Kevin McKidd as the voice of Thomas Wayne aka Batman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdUCsJhLc6s&feature=youtu.be

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Dude Makes Wood Version of Amazing Fantasy #15

It's the first appearance of Spider-Man! I guess "kevinmakes" wanted a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15 for his wall, but realistically couldn't afford it... since it's worth a ton and all. Instead he took an image of the cover and cut it out of wood to make a copy and it's pretty damn cool actually. Click on the image s below to see some of the steps.

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I'm Sure Everyone Will Think You're Just A Normal Dude While Wearing This Dr. Doom Hoodie

Right? Right? Nah, you'll look incredibly creepy and socially awkward. What gives with this shit? First there was the Wolverine Costume hoodie and now Dr. Doom and Magneto... please, just stop it. There's no positive spin for that Dr. Doom hoodie. "What you think Doom's thinking about?"

"Phew, probably world domination... of his peen!"

That joke was terrible, but that should show you how bad these hoodies are. I can't make fun of them without just resorting to what society has stereotyped nerds with and that's horrible.

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Thor 2 Mobile Game: Who Doesn't Want To Play A Movie Tie-In Game On A Smart Phone or Tablet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7HP94kEd0U Either one of two things has happened here. Major video game developers are tired of licensing Marvel properties and not making any money off of them or Marvel is tired of dealing with them. Why else would all of their latest video game tie-ins come in the form of mobile gaming? Maybe some people like their adventure games on a tablet, but I find it to always be terrible. Why any would want to smash their fingers on the screen in which they need to look in order to do the task at hand is beyond me.

Review: Buzz! (OGN)

Buzz! was one of the funniest things I’ve read since last year’s Friends With Boys. It had elements of Scott Pilgrim sprinkled from beginning to end and really it just screamed ONI PRESS on every single page. It’s a good thing that Oni Press is the publisher then right? In all seriousness this was a fun read. It’s about spelling and competitive spelling bees. I hate spelling; I’m terrible at it and dreaded spelling out loud in class and yet I enjoyed the hell out of this graphic novel. What was particular great about this story was that it doesn’t spend a ton of time setting up the world or really explaining why Spelling Bees are a media sensation. There’s even underground spelling that is illegal because of its unsanctioned nature. You’re given this information as the story progresses and I was very thankful for that. Since the concept is simple, but the world is complex it could have been page after page of explanation. Instead it just hit the floor running and filled you in along the way.

The story kicks off with our main character Webster’s first day of high school. His sister gives him a bit of a pep talk and through that we learn that Merriam is his legal guardian since both of their parents are gone. Please tell me that you caught their names? I’m trying not to blatantly spell out these jokes for you. Anyways, she tells him not to fall in with the wrong crowd and Webster runs off to school. As he’s walking he buries his nose in a book and doesn’t pay attention to where he’s going. He bumps into to a dude and drops his SAT prep book. The guy picks it up and looks at it, then walks away with the book. This dude looks like something out of a video game the way he’s dressed and soon enough he leads Webster to an underground spelling competition.

Webster freaks out instantly because he knows he’s somewhere he shouldn’t be and this was exactly what his sister warned him about, but he wants his book back. The guy with his book tells him to chill out and watch and he sticks around. They watch as a guy and a girl faceoff. The guy misses his word and the girl “The Black Queen” swoops in and nails it. As the rules state she must spell her own word correctly and then she wins the match. She does of course and gives a very Street Fighter inspired victory quote at the end which was fantastic and very cool.

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After their match the guy Webster is with throws his book into the ring and steps in himself. Clearly he’s just duped him into a match, but Webster doesn’t realize it. The guy is finally introduced to us as The Outlaw King of the Alphabet and this opponent Goldilocks; which is what the announcer calls Webster when he figures out he’s about to go face to face with the Outlaw King. They begin spelling and this is where the flair of the art comes into play. They’re not just spelling, they’re battling. The letters they say take form or at the very least are thrown in the other person’s direction. The match is ended by police sirens and a frantic Webster trying to figure out how to escape the situation. The Outlaw King helps him escape and stays in his place.

The battling reminded me of an episode of The IT Crowd called “The Final Countdown” in which a quiz show breeds an underground competition as former champs face each other. It’s very similar, but obviously the spelling bee angle is different and the characters are way over the top. The characters remain for the most part as they are. Webster has some minor character development, but for the most part it’s just about the craziness of the world. Sure we learn everyone’s back story and motivation throughout the tale, but it’s presented in over the top ways just like the rest of the story.

The writing is fantastic. The way it strings you along without you ever being lost or confused is masterful. The inclusion of the backstories in interesting ways that never hinder or weigh down the story was the absolute best way to include it in the story. The pacing is very fast, but again just right for the story. The world is just as interesting as anything else and anyone would love to take a trip inside.

As fun as the story is, as great as the writing is; the art is the glue that holds everything together. The style is very American-Manga influenced and it fits the pacing and tone of the story perfectly. There’s only one color used throughout the entire book and it’s a golden-yellow with the rest being in grey scale. It works amazingly well. The art is the aspect of the book that reminded me the most of Scott Pilgrim, but it never felt like a rip-off just in the same vein. The battle of words and the over the top characters coming together in a world that was completely unrealistic made a comic book the right medium for the story. Speaking of the characters their designs were phenomenal and something out of a fighting video game; their mannerisms were also quite cool. When the Black Queen wins her first match she pops her hood over her head as she spells her last word. It’s pretty damn amazing and hard not to fall in love with her.

Well you’re kind of screwed because the book doesn’t ship until November, but I would highly recommend it to anyone that’s a fan of Ananth Panagariya’s webcomic Johnny Wander or Tessa Stone’s Hanna is Not a Boy’s Name, which is one of the few webcomics I’ve sat down and read from beginning to end in one day (it’s really good). I’m not sure if they collaborated on the story together or not, but overall it’s a great read and is definitely one of my favorites of the year. It very well might end up being my Friends With Boys pick of the year which places it in very strong company. Now this was supposed to release as part of Oni’s digital initiative, but it hasn’t yet. I would keep an eye on their site in case they release it weekly prior to the print release. This is Oni at its best and these are the type of stories that I think of when I think of them as a publisher.

Score: 5/5

Writer: Ananth Panagariya

Artist: Tessa Stone

Publisher: Oni Press

Price: $19.99

Release Date: 11/20/13

Review: Man v. Liver (OGN)

I’m making up a new term for this book and it’s an meme graphic novel. You see Man v. Liver is not actually a graphic novel because it doesn’t tell a story. There’s no narrative. Instead it’s a rather large collection of wit accompanied by a rough drawing of the man you see on the cover. Sometimes “Man” is clean-cut and smooth looking and other times he looks like he’s been up all night… drinking… which he has been. I’m not a drinker, but I did find the wit and charm in this book to be humorous and it reminded me of internet meme’s, hence my description for it in the first paragraph. You’d think that a book full of internet style meme’s about drinking would get old quickly, but I found each of them to be amusing or even laughably funny at times. Also I couldn’t put it down once I started and breezed through it quickly because of this.

The book has its way of describing the main character of “Man”, but I like to look at him as if James Bond never became a spy and instead hung out in a bar all the time drinking. He’s witty, he’s classy and most of all funny. Nothing that “Man” says is politically charged or even deals with the world at large. It’s all about the drinking. Like I said, I’m not a drinker and yet I found humor in this story.

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It’s a fairly fast read considering each page is just one panel and the pictures are nothing that will take more than a moment for your brain to processes. It’s not a must read or anything, but if you were looking for humor to brighten your day or share with your friends then this is perfect. In fact I’m sure you’ll find something to quote after you’ve finished reading it and if you’re smart you’ll keep quiet about where you got it from. Also it would make a good purchase to anyone that’s a coinsurer of alcoholic beverages because you’ll definitely enjoy it.

Score: 4/5

Creators: Neil Hinson and Paul Friedrich

Publisher: Andrews McMell Publishing

Price: $9.99

Release Date: 9/24/13

Review: Star Wars – Jedi Academy

One of the perks to this “job” is that I occasionally get to read material well before its publishing date as is the case with Star Wars: Jedi Academy. I was excited to read this after checking out Jeffrey Brown’s adorable sequel Vader’s Little Princess. To be honest I thought this would basically be more of the same, but instead it was a lengthy story set in the days before the prequels. As with all of Brown’s Star Wars works he bends continuum and takes the overall knowledge of the movies and meshes everything together. At this point I doubt there are many Star Wars fans that expect the continuity outside of the films to be intact and so I see very few people getting “up in arms” about Brown’s alterations of the world. In fact I think that’s what makes this story so charming is that it focuses on the general Star Wars knowledge. The story follows a boy named Roan Novachez. He lives on Tatooine and wants to grow up to be a fighter pilot like his Father and older brother; he’s about to start middle school and so his mother has put in an application for him to attend Pilot Academy Middle School. The day comes though that he discovers that he hasn’t made it into the school like his friends and his dreams are crushed. It looks like he’s going to end up going to Tatooine Agriculture Academy. A surprise arrives in the mail as Roan is invited to Jedi Academy by Master Yoda. Feeling it’s better than Agriculture he decides to give it a shot because lightsabers are better.

star-wars-jedi-academy-by-jeffrey-brownThe story has two major narrative elements. The first is Roan’s journal as the character himself tells us his thoughts, fears and triumphs in his first year at the academy. The second is through Brown’s comic panel style of art. Both work incredible well together to paint a complete picture. We see how Roan handles himself and some of the more visual things that he’s forced to deal with. That and it’s the most effective way to show how he and the other character’s use the force. The journal’s also include Brown’s art, but in a different way. It’s presented as Roan’s art and there are several mentions of his artistic talent throughout the story.

If you breakdown the story is it’s Star Wars, meets elements of Harry Potter with a dash of Diary of A Wimpy Kid mixed it for familiarity. It’s a fun story and while it’s nothing that breaks the mold, it is very different for the world of Star Wars. Brown honestly reminds me of why I loved Star Wars to begin with and while the movies and oversaturation of tie-ins have made me distance myself from the franchise, Brown keeps me coming back. How can anyone not appreciate the charm of this story and the universe that incorporates elements from our daily lives, but is mixed with Star Wars? Brown reminds you of everything that’s wonderful about the franchise and that’s no easy task.

I’m sure there could very easily be a follow-up to this series, but if this is it, then that works too because it doesn’t hold back. If you enjoyed either of Brown’s Vader books, but wanted something longer to enjoy then this is it. It delivers in spades.

Score: 5/5

Writer/Artist/Creator: Jeffrey Brown Publisher: Scholastic Publishing Price: $12.99 Release Date: 8/27/13